Saturday, June 27, 2009

Which would you rather?

Here is a fun game. Of course you have to trust your instincts and better judgment. But there is a difference from that and judging a book by it's cover. Be honest on this test and see how you do.
Which face would you rather give you a massage:

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If you chose number one with the face that looks like he is trying to be a little too sexy and you wouldn't want him to give you a back massage, you should have. This is Uncle Rio from Napoleon Dynamite. If you chose 2 because he looked little bit more normal, you no longer would be heard from. This is Gary Ridgeway better known as the Green River Killer who killed over 26 women. (The pictures do look a little alike I thought.)
B. Who would you rather babysit your kids?

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If you chose number 2 you were right. This 18 year old girl agreed to have three stars tattooed on her forehead, she fell asleep and woke up with 56 on her face. Her dad was not very happy!
If you chose number 1, looks once again can be deceiving. THis is Belle SOrenson. Ring a belle?jk This woman slaughtered many men that became her husbands. She collected insurance off of them. Her first husband and their children mysteriously died, and she is known for killing her adopted children.

C. Who would you rather hire as your cook:

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If you chose number one, your more then likely to have met her in a hotel room. She is the number 1 prostitute in her town.
Number 2, was a war sex slave in her own country. She was taken against her will during WWII by her own people to be a "Comfort for the Japanese Soldiers". Finally after 50 years she came out to get some peace.

d. Who would you rather date

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Come on you know you didn't chose number 2, really who wouldn't have chosen number 1. You think you know this game now don't you? Well maybe you do. Number one is the lovely actor Jude Law. Number 2 Ow ow literally! She has a record for the most piercings on a woman in her country.

E. Who would you want for your cowboy:

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You know the saying, "Save a Horse..." well baby, baby! which cowboy would you want? One of the real gun carrying cowboys of the west, or well heck a guy who wants to be a cowboy? If you chose number one, sorry ladies eye candy for some of you I am sure, but he is taken and in a committed relationship with his partner. I guess this was a trick question because number 2 was Herman Webster Mudgett a man who killed many women by promising that he would marry them if they signed over their life savings. HE then would throw them down an elevator shaft and gas them to death.


F. Who would you want as your nurse:
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If you chose number one your Right. Number 2 sounds straight out of a horror movie. This guy Richard, was a nurse who would drug up his patients to a near death state. HE would torture them and the patient would be able to see what was going on but wasn't ble to move or talk to the other dr or nurses on staff. He would then come running in making him look like a hero. He was a serial killer that many people feared to go near hospitals.


WHo would you want as your grandma:


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First one was a serial killer with her husband. Number 2 is the famous Mother Teresa~

G. Which hitchhiker would you chose if you had to pick one up in your car:

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Number one is Ted Bundy. The serial killer that a lot of people in Utah remember. Number two was probably just late for his job as a woodsman. Who knows.. dun dun dun

H. If you were a teacher who would you hire to sing for an assembly:

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Number one is probably a better choice if you are in a highchool. The second one is a prostitute who tried to get her serial killer off the hook. First one is Susan Boile from Britan's GOt Talent.

Who would you rather bring home to mom and dad:





If you chose number one you get Daniel Craig and Clive Owen. IF you chose number two you get Brad Pitt with Tom Cruise. I must say they both look pretty good, but I will have to chose number one because I like those two actors... For the actress- you have Marylin Monroe morphed with scarlet johanson and Jeniffer Lopez morphed with Jennifer What you think?

1 comment:

Catmull's said...

Ok so that was weird! I just read your post about being "different" and clicked to make a comment. it said it couldn't then when I refreshed my browser it was gone. dun, dun, dun! so I'll post my comment here. I love that you did something different. I agree that people say/do mean things for no good reason. and I agree that they are missing out on some seriously good lessons in life! I still know that you are the good mom, friend, and person you always were!